How To Survive A Year in Mr Warne's ClassroomYou Will Need:
A two year supply of Arsenal fact cards
A two year supply of Worcester Warriors fact cards
These two books:
- How to understand 'Punny' jokes By The Cheesy Humour Package
- How to sleep with your eyes open By Dora Snooze
Method:
1. When you come in greet Mr Warne with a smile and get outside as soon as possible.
2. When you come in from break sit down in your place and get out your fact cards.
3. When Mr Warne asks you some questions answer them with your fact cards.
4. When you get a question right and Mr Warne says well done, just simply smile
5. Now its time for maths,get out your earplugs and read "How to sleep with your eyes open"
under the table.
6.Sleep with your eyes open until the lesson is over
7. LUNCH!!!!!
8. When you come in from lunch sit down and read your books.
9.Repeat step 5 but this time with Geography.
10.You can now go when Mr Warne dismisses you.
If you have followed these instructions carefully, you should be able to enjoy lessons and be in Mr Warne's good books!!!
By Henry Halford
Liked the author names. And also that you need Arsenal fact cards and the Worcester Warriors.
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