Caricature of Mr.Warne

Mr Warne comes running into the room wearing his blue warriors kit, the stripy shirt, stripy shorts, stripy socks, stripy scarf, stripy gloves and a stripy beanie. It was like he wanted to score a tri, shoving and pushing the class to one side in a desperate attempt to reach his desk. He slams down his laptop shouting "FIVE POINTS TO THE WARRIORS!" And the game (sorry day) starts.
 He blows his whistle and shouts "James throw me that register!" Mr.Warne dives across the Classroom and catches it! "Great pass James! Now lets see how many players have turned up today."
 "Excellent two full teams plus subs today! Ok lads time for scrums, lets get into our guided reading." The whole class dash around to get into their groups, all except Sam who's reading last nights match programme, Worcester Warriors vs Bath, just incase Mr Warne asks them any questions about the game.
 Mr Warne shouts "Sam, Penalty to the other team for not getting into your group!"
"But Mr Warne!" says Sam "It's last nights match programme!"
Excelllent, Excellent thats a conversion 2 dogo points for you Sam!" Then the whole class whips out their Worcster Warriors programmes into the air. "Excellent, Excellent, Excellent! Game over! Everybody out into the playground for rugby practise!"

Made by George, Darcey, James.T and Sam.

Typed by Sam