THE TEN STEP PROGRAM TO
VAMPIRE VEGETARIANISM
by George W. and Johnny D.
"Please look up from your sheets! Can you see the principles of the ten-step program? The carnivorous vampire is a dreadful creature: it disregards the rights of non-vampires to live their lives without being sucked dry!
We welcome you all to our humble abode, Fangtasia! This meeting has now officially come to order. Let us say the pledge. We are not gratuitous blood-sucking freaks! If we are to change, we must change ourselves. We stand for freedom, fairness and fruit! Like minded brother join me in a fruit juice toast, we celebrate being vegetarians. Bring out the fruit salad. We rejoice.
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