Ollie's 100WC

If I hadn’t gone on this trip, if I hadn’t gone on this ride, if I hadn’t got up this morning then I wouldn’t be halfway across a lake dangling a metre above a crocodile’s mouth! I hang on tightly as the crocodile eyes me from the water below. I feel cold water splash my feet as the crocodile rears up, snapping at my toes. The rope I’m holding judders and I think in despair that it is snapping! Then I realize that the rangers are pulling me in! Looking down I see a look of disappointment on the monster’s face.