by John Sebastian Davies
"...and now for
the sports news! It was today rumoured that a new team will be
entering next year's Formula One Grand Prix championship. The rapidly
growing Yellow Banana company of Costa Rica will be financing a
double vehicle entry into this prestigious and extremely demanding
competition. Pulling out all the stops they have recruited the great
Rwandan gorilla driver Sebastian Vettel. Already successful in the
Formula Three Simian road races he will be driving the fastest pink
bicycle ever designed by the team engineers. They hope to enjoy
success in their first season. Vettel commented that he believed he
had made the right decision and that he had nothing more to offer
Ferrari. Also he said it was a real bonus getting free bananas at all
pit stops! The organisers have so far laughed off these claims and
describe this whole story as one huge April Fool's joke!.."
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