Survival in Class 4

 How to survive a year in Mr Warne's Classroom

Prep Time: 3 days

To survive you will need:

• Earbuds
• 10 Pens
• Most of Your Memory
• A Lot of Paper
• A Love of Football

       and the book 'How To Fall asleep when someone's shouting at you' by Sir Krazy Keith.

First read the book 'How to fall asleep when someone's shouting at you' and practise falling asleep when Mum & Dad tell you off loudly.

Next grab your 10 pens and lots of paper, and write all of your memory down, this should take a few days. Then fill 2/10 your memory with football facts and trivia. By the end of Class 4 your memory will be full again.

If the book does not work then just put in some earbuds to block out the noise.

By Beulah H