The Crocodile

Usually, on your holidays, you do not expect to be eaten. This is why I disobeyed my father and jumped on the river swing without doing up the harness. Which is how the crocodile popped up like a jack- in- the- box and snapped me up. Although, and I say this proudly, I am pretty sure if I wasn't on that swing, in a true gator wrestle I could've beaten it. But, I was in a swing, and now I live in the croc's stomach. It's a shame this guy hasn't abducted anyone else recently, so I wouldn't be lonely.