If the rope hadn't held, if I had been so tasty, if I had smelt so good, then I wouldn't be stuck here doing boring old spelling, my worst subject. It all started one summer holiday when I was hanging off the rope swing when an air ambulance grabbed me - boo now I'm stuck doing spelling. If only I had a wash in the morning than I wouldn't be stuck doing spellings. Why didn't I just let go of the rope? Maybe I should make a time machine to go back in time. I am so so stupid.
Really like the dry humour!
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