The bottom biting crocodile

If I hadn't gone to the river that day, if I hadn't  swung on the rope over the river, if there hadn't been a crocodile in the river then this wouldn't have happened ......

One warm summer's day, I was swinging on a rope over a river while my family were calling from the bank to be careful and not fall in. Suddenly, all in a blur, something leapt out of the water, I heard everyone screaming "Get out, it's a crocodile!", but it was too late, the crocodile had already taken a gaping, big chunk out of my bottom.... Ouch!